The Thoughts category
7th March 2010 0

The tooth, tongue, and shoe cleaner

This marketing scam makes me wonder how many millions of dollars innocent consumers have lost to date. Let me tell you, do not be deceived, all toothbrushes come with a tooth, tongue, and cheek cleaner, even if it’s not stated on the box. Just because it doesn’t have the “specially engineered micro rubber bristles” on the back of the head, doesn’t stop you from using the actual toothbrush to clean both your teeth, tongue, and cheek.

There you have it; saving money while still having clean teeth and fresh breath.

5th February 2010 1

There is no doubt that a handful of colours have certain nondetachable feelings associated them, and one in particular is without argument feminine.


Photo credit: stutefish

For the first few years at primary school (at my one anyway), we had these book bags which hung around the back of our chair. It was where we stored our books, and pens, but also allowed quick and easy transportation of school-gear to-and-from our school bags.

I had just turned five, just started to get addicted to LEGO, and it was my first week at school. Within that first week, I was taken into a room at the back of the classrooms. No I wasn’t in trouble, nor was I to be beaten to death; it was to choose my very own book bag!

Read on

19th August 2008 0

Imagine if you collected…

All the water you've ever drunken
All the air you've ever breathed
All the food you've ever eaten
All the dead skin you've ever shed
All the energy you've ever put into laughter
All your thinking power you've ever used
All the faeces you've ever expelled
All the nails you've ever cut
All the bad things you've said about other people
All the Lego in the world
All the farts you've ever farted

...And put each one into a small glass jar. O, the concentration.

13th July 2008 off

Here’s another pet hate that I really like to hate

Pet hate number 11: Images which load from the bottom up.

28th June 2008 0

Square Soap

I don’t understand why soap companies are still bringing out square soap – it is very, very uncomfortable to use.

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