I’d love my shirt in automatic please ∞
I used to think that automatic was a synonym for the colour black. You know; automatic, cars, transmission, oil, and oil is black.
Everyone should do this! ∞
Except might make you look a little donky when you next go to a public toilet. But hey, someone watching you coming out of a cubicle is bad enough, since they know you’ve done a poo-poo in the loo-loo.
How I felt after dropping my MacBook ∞
Today was a really painful day for me, because I dropped my MacBook onto the ground. And now it’s dented.
One of the best inventions ∞
Today we needed to fix one of these inventions in my house. I’ve never taken notice of the super-awesome design within. With water and the power of gravity, it causes waves of water to crash against one-another to create an ever greater wave, before driving poos and wees down the drain.
Just imagine if we had to plunge our poos down the toilet every time we poo’d.
How to: Delay with jQuery ∞
While building my site, I encountered an instance which required a ‘wait’ or ‘delay’ function. Unfortunate, until I came across this light-weight and plug-in-free solution:
.animate({opacity: 1.0}, 3000);
(Where 1000 is the time-length [in milliseconds] you want to wait for).
I’m Back ∞
I’m back. Welcome to my new website. I am also open to new projects.
PirateTube ∞
I got this a while ago while surfing YouTube. Although comical in hindsight, it was rather annoying at the time. For quite a while, I thought the image was part of the video. That was until it started popping up on all videos I wanted to see.
A quick web cache flush managed to make that pirate walk the plank.
