The tooth, tongue, and shoe cleaner ∞

This marketing scam makes me wonder how many millions of dollars innocent consumers have lost to date. Let me tell you, do not be deceived, all toothbrushes come with a tooth, tongue, and cheek cleaner, even if it’s not stated on the box. Just because it doesn’t have the “specially engineered micro rubber bristles” on the back of the head, doesn’t stop you from using the actual toothbrush to clean both your teeth, tongue, and cheek.
There you have it; saving money while still having clean teeth and fresh breath.
I’d love my shirt in automatic please ∞

I used to think that automatic was a synonym for the colour black. You know; automatic, cars, transmission, oil, and oil is black.
Everyone should do this! ∞
Except might make you look a little donky when you next go to a public toilet. But hey, someone watching you coming out of a cubicle is bad enough, since they know you’ve done a poo-poo in the loo-loo.
How I felt after dropping my MacBook ∞
Today was a really painful day for me, because I dropped my MacBook onto the ground. And now it’s dented.

One of the best inventions ∞
Today we needed to fix one of these inventions in my house. I’ve never taken notice of the super-awesome design within. With water and the power of gravity, it causes waves of water to crash against one-another to create an ever greater wave, before driving poos and wees down the drain.
Just imagine if we had to plunge our poos down the toilet every time we poo’d.
How to: Delay with jQuery ∞
While building my site, I encountered an instance which required a ‘wait’ or ‘delay’ function. Unfortunate, until I came across this light-weight and plug-in-free solution:
.animate({opacity: 1.0}, 3000);
(Where 1000 is the time-length [in milliseconds] you want to wait for).

